Do you believe that all people should be treated equally? Do you believe we can improve the world through empathy and empiricism? That fair and transparent government should exist?
Then according to alt-right Twitter users, you're a cuck.
And this is the cryptocurrency for you.
Unlike Bitcoin, which has changed price by ±$3,000 since you started reading this sentence, cuckbucks are designed to be perfectly stable. How? The value of one cuckbuck is tethered to exactly one billion Canadian dollars.
This bulletproof system makes cuckbucks the most stable way to destroy your life trying to acquire fake internet money.
Learn More Mining FAQ
Cuckbucks is a cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin, which is that confusing crap they occasionally talk about on NPR.
Here's how cryptocurrencies work:*In this step, "money" means "not money".
Cuckbucks uses an even newer and harder-to-understand technology than Bitcoin – the same unproven technology that's behind Bytecoin and Monero.
There's nothing like the satisfaction of growing your own tomatoes to feed your family. Your own hemp to clothe them. Your own weed to soothe their glaucoma.
Now you can grow your own money too.
Every cuckbuck is locally grown, gluten-free, and can be used in fair trade around the world.
Remember how Bernie Sanders said something or other about how banks are bad? What he meant was that he envisioned a completely deregulated shadow financial system that's difficult to use and understand.
Also, if there's no central banking you don't have to pay taxes. The IRS isn't smart enough to use computers, and they're well known for giving up easily on tax evasion.
You can mine cuckbucks by overheating your computer, or you can exchange real money for them from someone who already has some.
I have no idea.
The minimum unit of a cuckbuck (¢0.000000000001 CUK) is called a quinoa.
The current value of a quinoa is $0.001 USD.
Exchanges buying or selling cuckbucks at a different price will recieve a cryptographically signed notice of censure.
At the current exchange rate, $1 USD is equal to ¢0.0000000001287 CUK, if you can get somebody to exchange it.
That also works out to 0 quinoa, which may be more useful in day-to-day life.
Cuckbucks were created by the reclusive Satoshi Nakamoto.
Words are fungible.
That's good. We'll use that.
Important question! They are whatever they need to be to avoid burdensome government regulation. Whatever the SEC can regulate, they are something else.
Yes, but they are worth half as much.
No! All cucks earned their bucks.
Yes, approximately 18 million.
A little over twice as long as the world's longest tunnel.
Easy. $N USD.
I do not give a shit.
If you've ever experienced the pain of using cash, a credit card, or an app to make a purchase, you'll be amazed how much easier cryptocurrency can be:
This software will let you synchronize your computer with the cuckchain. It'll also let you create your purse to store your cuckbucks. There's also a mining program so your computer can toil away creating cuckbucks.
Enter the directory of the tools you downloaded:
Create a config folder:
Download the cuckbuck configuration:
curl https://cuckbucks.com/cuckbucks.conf > configs/cuckbucks.conf
Run the cuckbuck daemon to synchronize your computer to the cuckchain:
./forknoted --config-file configs/cuckbucks.conf
Wait until it says
You'll need to run this process to view your purse or to mine.
In a seperate terminal window from the daemon:
./simplewallet --config-file configs/cuckbucks.conf --generate-new-wallet <MY_WALLET_NAME>.wallet
Running this will ask you to create a password.
Make sure you use a strong password to protect your cuckbucks and back up your purse!
You can exit the purse process with
If it's not already open, open the purse you created earlier. Replace
<MY_PURSE_NAME> with the location of your purse file.
./simplewallet --config-file configs/cuckbucks.conf --wallet-file <MY_PURSE_NAME>.wallet
Opening the purse will show you your Cuckbuck address, and you can also type
help to see more things you can do while the purse is open.
While the purse is open it will automatically detect any cuckbucks you get from other people or from mining.
Now that everything's set up, we can start mining! In a new terminal window:
./miner --daemon-rpc-port 6834 --log-level 3 --address <MY_CUCKBUCK_ADDRESS>
<MY_CUCKBUCK_ADDRESS> with the giant jumble of letters shown when you open the purse, or type
address into the purse console.
You don't need the purse open to mine. If you want to mine on multiple computers, just run the daemon and the miner processes, no need for the purse.